About: Mike Zero

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Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Mike, and I am a complete and utter pathetic loser. I am twenty-seven years old, short, pudgy, balding, poor, and have nearly nothing to offer a member of the opposite sex. During my life I have met precious few women charitable enough to sleep with my ugly bloated carcass. In 2003 I started a website to chronicle my failing sexlife which somehow lead to TV and radio appearances as well as a few writing gigs. Now after nearly two years I’ve awakened my dormant site and I’m starting my sexless journey all over again.

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